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Mon Jan 21, 2008, 7:26 AM
My friends:

my girlfriend Maytal: :iconmitsh: :)
Miki: :iconmimafogeus:
Emmy: :iconso-much-hidden:

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clubs:
:iconblackandwhiteclub: :iconthepencilclub: :iconvector-artists:


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"God is dead", Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead too", God


The Facts:

-If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."

-Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

-There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team.

-If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

  • Mood: Neutral
  • Listening to: stuff
  • Reading: American Gods/ Neil Gaiman
  • Watching: terminator: the sarah connor chronicles
  • Playing: Super Smash bros Brawl
  • Eating: sushi and tai
  • Drinking: nestea

:)

Sat Sep 8, 2007, 12:12 PM
my girlfriend: :iconmitsh: :)
a very good friend: :iconmimafogeus:


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clubs:
:iconblackandwhiteclub: :iconthepencilclub: :iconvector-artists:


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check out this podcast(in Hebrew): [link]

  • Mood: Pleased
  • Listening to: Tenacious D
  • Reading: The point of no return/ Ronen Bergman
  • Watching: My name is Earl
  • Playing: Virtua Fighter

quotes and facts:

Wed Feb 28, 2007, 12:31 PM
"God is dead", Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead too", God


The strength of ninjas is divided equally. thats why its easy to defeat 100 ninjas attacking silmultaniously but very difficult and almost impossible to kill only one ninja attacking you.


-Mr. T was originally cast to play Arnold Jackson on Diff'rent Strokes. Unfortunately every time he said, "whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?" Willis shit himself.

-Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

-If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives."

-Gravity dosen't exist. Mr. T just pities everything to stay the fuck down. Birds and planes are exempt beacuse they are shaped like Ts.

-Mr. T and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

-There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team.

-If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

-The popular videogame "Doom" is based loosely around the time Satan borrowed two bucks from Vin Diesel and forgot to pay him back.

-Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.

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